IT GUY: So, you know how I told you that we were backing up all of the servers every hour of every day?
CEO: Yes?
IT GUY: I, uh, we were wrong. We...we maybe made a mistake.
CEO: You're about to ruin my vacation, aren't you?
IT GUY: Uh, yeah. We haven't had a full backup in three months.
CEO: So, you'll fix this? Now?
IT GUY: No, you've also been hit by ransomware and all of your data is encrypted. The ransomware gang wants $500,000 or they'll post all of your company's financial and HR data, contracts, and the work you're doing for your clients online.
CEO: I have to pay $500k to get my data back because you didn't know the backups weren't working?
IT GUY: Yeah, sorry man.
CEO: I'm about to take that class from Jeffrey Kaye called, "Don't Lose Your Business!". I wish I had taken it last week!